Because lists seem to be the thing among lazy readers, here you have one with some pathetic creatures I found on my trips. Will try to publish one with the most awesome ones at some point.
1. Komodo Dragon
Why? They don’t spit fire or fly. Big disappointment. They should be called Komodo lizards or Komodo dicks
Where? Bukit Lawan, Sumatra, Indonesia
Why? Any red haired primate is meager (think Ed Sheeran). Other monkeys make fun of them.
Where? Argentinian pampa
Why? Get stuck on fences and die
Why? Like German girls, these hairy creatures don’t shave. Yaks have been known to inadvertently shove people off the path and down the steep slopes while hiking, a dumb way to die.
Why? Will stand in the middle of the road and not move if you are driving a car. Try to get out to take a pic and they will run away as. They provide sleigh rides to tourist and end up on the plate for dinner. Some people admire how they adapted to the cold weather, but if they were smarter they would have moved somewhere warmer.
Where? Puerto Natales, Chile
Why? Kind of big sloth that got extinct because he was too lazy to move for food. They hug gringos.
6. This Donkey
Where? Kashgar, Xinjang, China
Why? 5th leg for no reason. Other donkeys are awesome
7. The Paulo Coelho reader
Where? You can find them in any place with a “good energy”, but they thrive in The Banana Pancake Trail. Eat-Pray-Lovers are their relatives
Why? No comments. I am being generous not placing them in nr 1
Why? See pic
Where? Many places, but the Bali ones are the worst of their species
Why? OK, you can stand on a table on water, got it, congrats! and that makes you think you are cooler than other people